{"product_id":"strange-love-johnson-hypebeast-deck-85","title":"Strange Love - Johnson Hypebeast Deck (8.5\")","description":"\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork by Sean Cliver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufactured at PS Stix (Heat Transfer)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/strong\u003e8.5 x 33.0\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecs: \u003c\/b\u003eNose: 7.375 \/ Tail: 6.75 \/ WB: 14.75\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eMeet Timmy's new shape. It's a big one, so if you're a big skater who needs room for your feet to move around then this one's for you.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eNow, with regard to the graphic, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that this monstrosity of fashion was inspired wholly by me. Yes, I dress like this on a daily basis, a patchwork man of many disconnected patterns. Except—and this is a BIG EXCEPT—for the footwear, because under no circumstances will I be caught dead and shambling around the countryside while wearing these ridiculous marshmallows. Trinketized ones, no less. \"The horror,\" to quote Col. Kurtz. Cinematic fun fact: The costume designer for Mike Judge's visionary dystopian comedy flick \u003cem\u003eIdiocracy\u003c\/em\u003e, specifically chose this footwear for the cast to wear based solely on the fact they looked so silly and would surely never become a trending choice for the future feet of humankind. Ha-fucking-ha. \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—Cliver\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff5b5b;\"\u003etop and bottom stain veneers come in a variety of colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*GRIPTAPE NOT INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE OF GRIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Strange Love","offers":[{"title":"8.5\"","offer_id":43296259539153,"sku":"mbq1788783658500","price":44.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/6224\/3281\/files\/strange-love---johnson-hypebeast-deck-85_1.webp?v=1788783663","url":"https:\/\/www.pollydress.shop\/products\/strange-love-johnson-hypebeast-deck-85","provider":"Threadory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}